WHEN YOUR SERVER DIES, LET US BE YOUR SERVER FINAL RESTING PLACE

ServerMeadows is the WORLDS LARGEST provider of server burial and cremation services.

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  • Storage & Backups

     Your server's memories are important to us, Allow our team to obtain your servers final backups and cryogenically store them in our heavenly cloud.

  • System Admin

     Our staff consists of over two professional server undertakers. Their responsibility is to ensure that your servers are resting properly and kill them if they ever wake up.

  • Grief Counseling

     Loosing a server is never easy. We have several grief specialists who will help your server administrators and IT staff deal with their loss.

  • Mobile Phones and
    Tablets

    $15.00

    Burial Services Starting At
    Per Month

    Windows 8 Tablets

    Android Phones

    iPhones

    Android Tablets

    Feature Phones

    iPhones

    SIGNUP

  • Shared Hosting
    Servers

    $25.00

    Burial Services Starting At
    Per Month

    Laptops

    Desktops

    Large Tablets

    Control Panel

    Floppy Disks

    CD ROMs

    SIGNUP

  • Virtual
    Machines

    $75.00

    Burial Services Starting At
    Per Month

    Control Panel Servers

    Xen Nodes

    VMWare Nodes

    OpenVZ Nodes

    Flash Drives

    RAM

    SIGNUP

  • Dedicated and Cloud
    Servers

    $185.00

    Burial Services Starting At
    Per Month

    Large VM Nodes

    Control Panel Servers

    OnApp Nodes

    Xen Nodes

    SAN Storage

    SSD Drives

    SIGNUP

From our Blog

April 01, 2013

Happy April Fools Day from ServerMeadows...

Did you really think that we would really launch a Server Burial and Cremation Service? Shame on you, since you are here, please feel free to take a look at our site and feel free to share it with your friends.

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